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March 2008
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Birthdays March: April: Anniversaries March: April:
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Memorial Held For John
Brockway |
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GABLES HIGH FOOTBALL
HONORED |
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Click here to read about http://miamisouthpaw.blogspot.com/2007/09/south-florida-greatest-high-school.html |
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HUMOR FROM ROSS
YOUNG |
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Bob, a
70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with
a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks
everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs
onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the
club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask,
"Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend?
She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you
persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies "What, did
you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was
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THE
TALK OF THE TOWN ''I was loath to
get married again, but he swept me off my feet,'' says Hector, a trusts
and estates litigator with Akerman Senterfitt. ``I'm gleefully
happy!'' Hector, 62, and
Ettie, 69, met through It's Just Lunch, a matchmaking service for
professionals. Their first date on Oct. 10 was dinner, not lunch, at Chart
House in Coconut Grove, followed by a drink at nearby Scotty's Landing, a
funky bay front restaurant. ''I liked him from the moment I met him,'' she
says. And ``he asked me to dance in the parking lot. Incredibly
romantic.'' They have much in
common. She has four children from her two marriages, and two
grandchildren. Ettie, also divorced, has three children and six grandkids.
The couple play golf and tennis, and he's a serious sailboat racer. Ettie
has opera and symphony tickets; she has tickets to the
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Nostalgia
Time Do you remember when... *All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? *It took five minutes for the TV to warm up? *Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? *Nobody owned a purebred dog? *When a quarter was the average allowance? *You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? *Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces? *All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels? *We had "filling stations" where you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked and gas pumped for free without asking, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And you got trading stamps to boot? *Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box? *It was considered a great privilege to dress up and be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? *They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . .and they did? *No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car in the ignition, and the doors were never locked? *Playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game? *Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison perfect strangers? *The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"? *Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot? *Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense? *Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles? *The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team? *Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle? *Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin? *Water balloons were the ultimate weapon? *Being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited the student at home? Basically we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much greater cause for alarm. But their love was greater than any threat. *Summers were filled with bike rides, baseball games, Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the beach or the pool? And how many of these do you remember? Candy cigarettes Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda shops with tableside jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers Newsreels before the movie P.F. Flyers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Highland 6-4601). Kinescope Party lines Peashooters Phonographs that played 78, 45 and 33 1/3 RPM records Green Stamps Metal ice cubes trays with levers Carbon paper Roller-skate keys Pink and black outfits Cap pistols Studebakers, Henry J's and Hudsons Washtub wringers The Fuller Brush Man Reel-To-Reel tape recorders Tinkertoys Erector Sets Lincoln Logs 5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that pink slab of bubble gum Salt water taffy Jiffy Pop popcorn Spudnuts Brownie cameras Rinso White |
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More Oldies but
Goodies |
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Another fun website for musical memories. |
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What to do if you have a heart attack while you are alone |
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Thanks to Buddy Inman for sending us this. |
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All
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We look
forward to seeing all of you who are going on the cruise April
19th. We hope to have a recap and pictures of our voyage to
share with everyone in the May-June newsletter. |
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